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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to turn the bulb, and four to chase away the Californians who have come to relate to the experience.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. Fifty? Yeah, fifty! It's in the contract!
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How many straight, normal San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?
Both of them.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old one was.
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to witness, and one to shoot the witness.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
None. A Real Woman would have lots of Real Men around to change it.
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How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6,000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
What kind of answer have you got in mind?
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How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark while you go out and have fun."
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How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where we need light bulbs again.
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How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness. 
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