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"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"More hay, Trigger?"  "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
"Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Oops.  My brain just hit a bad sector.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of intelligence?
What is a "free" gift ?  Aren't all gifts free?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.