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OPERATIONS.TXT
You won't want to hear this. 		JESS_REBUT.TXT
Snappy rebuttals to pickup lines
TRANSLAT.TXT
Those Translations! 		HAIKU.TXT
If Error Messages were Haikus
ONELIN1.TXT
Collection of one-liners 		ONELIN2.TXT
Collection of one-liners
ONELIN3.TXT
Collection of one-liners 		ONELIN4.TXT
Collection of one-liners
IWONDER.TXT
I wonder why....? 		LAWYERS.TXT
Some people don't like lawyers
ANSMACH.TXT
Creative Answering Machine Messages 		BIGLIES.TXT
The Biggest Lies of All
BULB TXT
Light Bulb Jokes 		BUMPER.TXT
Bumper Stickers
CHURCH.TXT
Real Church Announcements 		COLGBULB.TXT
College Light Bulb Jokes
COMPBULB TXT
Computer Light Bulb Jokes 		COURT.TXT
From Court Transcripts
DRIVTEST TXT
Answers from Driving Exams 		ELEVATOR.TXT
Fun Things to Do in the Elevator
ENGLITCH.TXT
Englitch as She is Spoke 		EXAMS.TXT
From Students' Exams
KIDJOKE1.TXT
For the Kids (1) 		KIDJOKE2 TXT
For the Kids (2)
MURFMILI.TXT
Murphy's Military Laws 		MURPHY.TXT
Murphy's (and others) Laws
NEWS.TXT
Newpaper Headlines 		OBSERVAT TXT
Witty Observations
PASSEXAM TXT
How to Pass Your Exams 		PICKUP.TXT
Pickup Lines and Snappy Comebacks
PIZZA.TXT
How to Order Pizza 		PRGBULB.TXT
Progammer Light Bulb Joke
REALADS.TXT
Real Advertisements 		ROOMMATE.TXT
How to Annoy Your Roommate
ELEPHANT.TXT
Your favorite elephant jokes 		THINBOOK.TXT
The World's Thinnest Books
SIGNS.TXT
Those Creative Signs 		FAKE ERRORS.TXT
Fake Errors Win 98
QUIZ.TXT
World's Easiest Quiz

Many Thanks to ...

1) Mark Adams at coolsite.net for the lawyer jokes.

2) Thanks to M. Pratt for the Elephant jokes.

3) Mike Watson for the 'Operations' jokes. You may not want Mike to be your doctor. :)

4) Thanks to Jessica for those snappy rebuttals to ill-fated come-ons. You probably shouldn't send her an email telling her she is the prettiest girl you have ever seen. :)

5) Thanks to François Kinnet for the Fake Windows 98 jokes.